April 8, 2011: The “Gleefully Lazy” Edition

PART ONE: I AM A LAZY BUM



PART TWO: KICKING AND SCREENING: GLEE: INTRODUCTION



PART THREE: KICKING AND SCREENING: GLEE: “PILOT”



April 1, 2011: The “OMGZ JUSTIN BIEBER IS SMEXY SO I WROTE A SONG FOR HIM AND HERE IT IS!!!!!!!!111jkjk” Edition

EPISODE SIX

 

PART ONE: OMGZ JUSTIN BIEBER  SONG!!!!!!!


 

March 27, 2011: The “Mommas, Don’t Let Your Zombies Grow Up To Be Homophobic Power Rangers” Edition

EPISODE FIVE

 

PART ONE: KING OF KONGS!


 

PART TWO: DIVERSITY,THE TITANIUM RANGER, AND ME!


 

PART THREE: MY FIRST BOOK!


 

PART FOUR: TO THE MOON, SHIRLEY!



 

PART FIVE: PLANTS VS. ZOMBIES (DS) REVIEW


 

PART SIX: TWENTY ANSWERS!


 

PART SEVEN: YES, VIRGINIA, THERE IS AN IDIOT CLAUSE (AN OPEN LETTER TO VICTORIA JACKSON, PLUS AN ANNOUNCEMENT!)


 

NEXT WEEK: COOKIES, EVOLUTION, GLEE, AND BOOK REVIEWS!

 

IN COMMENTS:

Were you into Power Rangers as a kid? If you were, which series was your favorite?

How awful was my first book? Would you want to hear more awfulness?

Were you a fan of Humongous Entertainment?

Have you played Plants vs. Zombies, or other PopCap Games?

Are you a fan of Glee, and what do you think of Victoria Jackson’s critique?

 

March 25, 2011: “The Goggles Do Nothing”

Steve Wiebe and FamilyPART ONE: FILM THOUGHTS: THE KING OF KONG: A FISTFUL OF QUARTERS


NOTE: I misremembered the official Rickey’s website. The correct address is 800hotsauce.com.- RM

PART TWO: A READING: THE INTELLIVISION WINNER: A DEAD GRANDMA STORY

Microsurgeon
©Activision


Excerpted from Lucky Wander Boy by D.B. Weiss. ©2003 by D.B. Weiss. No ownership intended or implied. Published by Plume, New York. The characters and events in this passage are fictional.

PART THREE: TWENTY QUESTIONS FROM (AND FOR) TOMATO SURPRISE

The Thinker

Photo by Paul Stevenson, licensed under Creative Commons license


March 20, 2011: The “I’m Not A Zoologist, But I AM An Uncoordinated Historian” Edition

EPISODE THREE

 

PART ONE: BUS STOPS HATE ME.


PART TWO: NERD MARCH MADNESS!


 

PART THREE: “EL VESTIDO” AND THE GREAT BIG GENDER BINARY!


 

PART FOUR: TWO AND A HALF DEAD WHITE GUYS


 

PART FIVE: EVERYBODY’S LOOKING FORWARD TO THE UPDATES, UPDATES!

 

Via OK Magazine


BLOOPER ONE: THEY’RE MAGICALLY DELICIOUS


BLOOPER TWO: STUFFY, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER


 

In the comments:

Any March Madness suggestions?

Why do many languages give inanimate objects gender, and what does this say about gender identity in those countries?

What challenges do you have for me over Spring Break?

What books/movies/TV shows should R.W. Mead and I discuss?

March 19, 2011: “Sunday Comes Afterwards”

Thanks to RacattackForce for designing the second of our two alternating logos!

Please forgive the noises you hear in the background, such as birds and vacuum cleaners. Hope they don’t detract from the post itself. Enjoy. -RWM

PART ONE: INTRODUCTION


PART TWO: BLACK FRIDAY


If, for some reason, you haven’t yet, watch the music video for Friday:

PART THREE: A READING: DIRT NOT INCLUDED


Excerpted from From Those Wonderful Folks Who Gave You Pearl Harbor: Front-Line Dispatches from the Advertising War by Jerry Della Femina. ©1970, renewed 1998 by Jerry Della Femina and Charles Sopkin. No ownership intended or implied. Published by Simon and Schuster, New York.

PART FOUR: THE BURNING QUESTION: BEAR V. SHARK AND CLOSING


TO PROVE HIS POINT ABOUT HOW THE SONG IS IMPOSSIBLE TO SING WITHOUT SOUNDING LIKE A ROBOT (OR MAYBE JUST TO EMBARRASS HIMSELF), R.W. MEAD SINGS A VERSION OF FRIDAY A CAPELLA THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE CONSIDERED “SWINGIN’”


Friday was written by Clarence Jay and Patrice Wilson for Ark Music Factory

BONUS STARBUCKS OUTTAKE: UM, THE BEAR


March 13, 2011: The “Anti-McBlogging” Edition

 

EPISODE ONE


(Thanks to SuperFlash101 and Topher208 for our first awesome logo! Click the logo above to read their webcomic, Damaged Tape!)

PART ONE: MCBLOGGING

McBlogging


 

PART TWO: BOOK REVIEW TIME! (THE LONG WALK, BY RICHARD BACHMAN/STEPHEN KING)




 

PART THREE: TEN INCREDIBLY DISTURBING, STRANGE, OR USELESS THINGS THAT YOU CAN BUY FROM A CENTURY RESOURCES CATALOG!

For photos, click here.


PART FOUR: I’D GO ASEXUAL FOR CHICK-FIL-A!



 

PART FIVE: TWENTY QUESTION FOR R.W. MEAD!



 

BONUS BREAKFAST BLOOPER!



 

PLEASE HELP JAPAN: A PSA!



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